| 1. Love affairs : Something like cricket where | | | | done together. |
| one-day internationals are more popular than a five | | | | 17. Experience : The name men give to their |
| day test. | | | | mistakes. |
| 2. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses | | | | 18. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. |
| his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master | | | | 19. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during |
| 3. Divorce : Future tense of marriage | | | | life, to be spoken of when dead. |
| 4. Lecture : An art of transferring information from | | | | 20. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in |
| the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the | | | | such a way that you actually look forward to the |
| students without passing through "the minds of | | | | trip. |
| either". | | | | 21. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if |
| 5. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied | | | | he accidentally falls into a river. |
| by the number present. | | | | 22. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel |
| 6. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a | | | | Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." |
| way that everybody believes he got the biggest | | | | 23. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last |
| piece. | | | | letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word |
| 7. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine | | | | OPPORTUNITY . |
| will-power is defeated by feminine water-power . | | | | 24. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can |
| 8. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before | | | | die rich. |
| marriage. | | | | 25. Father : A banker provided by nature. |
| 9. Conference Room : A place where everybody | | | | 26. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... |
| talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees | | | | except that he got caught. |
| later on. | | | | 27. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late |
| 10. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going | | | | and late when you are early. |
| to feel a feeling you have never felt before. | | | | 28. Politician : One who shakes your hand before |
| 11. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not | | | | elections and your Confidence after. |
| read. | | | | 29. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and |
| 12. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things | | | | kills you with his bills. |
| straight. | | | | 30. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for |
| 13. Office : A place where you can relax after | | | | reading such mails......! |
| your strenuous home life. | | | | "When it rains all birds occupy shelter, but EAGLE is |
| 14. Yawn : The only time some married men ever | | | | the only bird that avoids rain by flying above the |
| get to open their mouth. | | | | clouds. Problem is common to all but ATTITUDE |
| 15. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you | | | | makes diference…" |
| know more than you actually do. | | | | |
| 16. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing | | | | ATTITUDE takes the person to the top, while it |
| individually and sit to decide that nothing can be | | | | takes his CHARACTER to keep him there. |